"What has two horns, a wooden leg, and a super-cooled nuclear core?"
And while you probably figured out the answer on your own, I'm going to give it to you again here:
ROBOT GOAT PIRATES!
Now, for further clarification, some images for your perusal.
[Fig. 1] Regular Goat Pirates (notice the conspicuous lack of cool android limbs)
[Fig. 2] This is an example of a pretty standard Robot Goat Pirate:
[Fig. 3] Dada as a Robot Goat Pirate. (Left image, according to Sawyer's imagination; right image, according to my own estimations)
[Fig. 4] Assorted other Robot Goat Pirates. (Seriously, I couldn't stop drawing these for an entire week.)
For Further Study: I'm pretty sure that THIS and THIS are both results of the same idea-generation process that produced Robot Goat Pirates.